曲名:ホイップクリームの賞味期限 (feat. 永尾梨央)
歌手:

発売日:2022/08/28
作詞:Gom・shito
作曲:Gom

バカなの?
あの子を見た目で選んで
味見したら分かるはずよ
私のところに…
戻ってくるに千円かけるわ

ショーウィンドウ飾られて
フワフワなおめかし
こっちのクリームの方が甘いぞ
「召し上がれ」
売れ残り 在庫処分
値段下げて並べる気?
そんなの御免よ
美味しいうちに
「後悔するよ?」

政治とか金とかコネとか権力とか
知らないわ
ホイップクリーム増し増し

旬なの 旬なの
私を食べてよ
イチゴ乗せてデコレーション
美味しくなーれ
バカなの?
あの子を見た目で選んで
味見したら分かるはずよ
私のところに…
戻ってくるに千円かけるわ

バイト社員にお社長さん
日本の宝アイドル
令和生まれのベイビーも
君の大切な清き一票を
ちょうだい♡

政治とか金とかコネとか権力とか
知ってるわ…
ホイップクリーム増し増し

好きなの…好きなの!
私を選んで
売れ残って腐りたくない
捨てられたくない

お願い…

旬なの 旬なの
私を食べてよ
イチゴ乗せてデコレーション
美味しくなーれ
バカなの?
あの子を見た目で選んで
味見したら分かるはずよ
私のところに…
戻ってくるに千円かけるわ

baka nano ?
ano ko wo mi ta me de era n de
azimi si tara wa karu hazu yo
watasi no tokoro ni …
modo xtu te kuru ni 千 en kakeru wa

syo- whindou kaza ra re te
huwahuwa na omekasi
kotti no kuri-mu no hou ga ama i zo
「 me si a gare 」
u re noko ri zaiko syobun
nedan sa ge te nara beru ki ?
sonna no gomen yo
oi sii uti ni
「 koukai suru yo ? 」

seizi toka kin toka kone toka kenryoku toka
si ra nai wa
hoippu kuri-mu ma si ma si

syun nano syun na no
watasi wo ta be teyo
itigo no se te dekore-syon
oi siku na- re
baka nano ?
ano ko wo mi ta me de era n de
azimi si tara wa karu hazu yo
watasi no tokoro ni …
modo xtu te kuru ni 千 en kakeru wa

baito syain ni o syatyou san
nihon no takara aidoru
norikazu u mare no beibi- mo
kun no taisetu na kiyo ki 一 hyou wo
tyoudai

seizi toka kin toka kone toka kenryoku toka
si xtu teru wa …
hoippu kuri-mu ma si ma si

zu ki nano … su ki nano !
watasi wo era n de
u re noko xtu te kusa ri taku nai
su te rare taku nai

o nega i …

syun nano syun na no
watasi wo ta be teyo
itigo no se te dekore-syon
oi siku na- re
baka nano ?
ano ko wo mi ta me de era n de
azimi si tara wa karu hazu yo
watasi no tokoro ni …
modo xtu te kuru ni 千 en kakeru wa

Are you stupid?
You picked that girl because of the way she looks.
If you tasted her, you'd know what I'm talking about.
I'll spend a thousand dollars to come back...
I'll spend a thousand dollars to come back.

I'd spend a thousand dollars to come back.
All dressed up and fluffy
The cream on this one is sweeter.
Bon appétit.
"Unsold, out of stock, out of stock.
You're going to undercut me on the price?
I don't want to do that.
While it's still good.
You'll regret it.

Politics, money, connections, power...
I don't know.
More whipped cream.

I'm in season. I'm in season.
Come on, eat me.
Decorate it with strawberries
I hope you like it.
Are you stupid?
You picked her for her looks.
If you tasted me, you'd know what I'm talking about.
I'll give you...
I'll spend a thousand yen to come back.

A part-time employee and your boss
Japan's treasured idol
And a baby born in 2021.
Your vote is very important to me.
Give it to me, handsome.

Politics, money, connections, power...
I know...
More whipped cream

I love you... love you!
Pick me.
I don't want to be left to rot
I don't want to be thrown away.

Please, please, please...

I'm in season. I'm in season.
Please eat me
Decorate it with strawberries
I hope you like it.
Are you stupid?
You picked her for her looks.
If you tasted me, you'd know what I'm talking about.
I'll give you...
I'll spend a thousand dollars to come back.