歌手： 白膠木簓(岩崎諒太)
発売日：2022/09/02
作詞：KOPERU
作曲：FReECOol
どうも～ どつ本から参りました～
ヌルサラこと、白膠木 簓と申します～
普段はとんでもない緊張しいの熱血教師と
よう分からん自称・詐欺師のおっちゃんとやらしてもろてますが
今日はピンでどうのこうの！ 言うとりますけれども
名前だけでも覚えて帰ってや～
ほな！ いきましょか～
上がる幕 変わる空気 速くなる鼓動
当たるスポットライト 見渡す会場
どんなお客だろうと与える感動
舞台上 普段通り上げていきましょう
焦り 不安 疑心暗鬼 そんなもんは取っ払い
壇上 上がり容赦ない 腹抱えて止まらない
初めまして一見さん 帰る頃にビリケンさん
掻っ攫うで歓声 みんなお待たせ Ay yo！
38から58 使い分けるMC
ピンからキリ コンビ経てトリを飾るコメディアン
ベシャリまくり 稀に黙り やっぱり喋りまくりたい
暑いんなら俺の扇子(センス)で扇いだるさかい
On the Stage！
笑わせまShow このアクトにお任せや
噛み締めた酸いも甘いも叩き上げ
今日の現場かますだけ
On the Stage！
上げてきまShow このアクトにお任せや
いつだって楽あり苦あり毎度あり
ほんま我が道あるのみ
コメディアン・ラプソディ
芸者たる者 寝ても覚めても いつでも常に探究
Thank you！ オオサカ ほんまにあっちゅーま
なんでも出るわ出るわやで ネタの宝庫
エンターテインメント 下手はセメント
上手いは神(ゴッド) これは経験上
空く間に住む悪魔も手懐け 壇上のダンジョンでもあんじょうしてまっせ
ポッと出やなくYou(湯)沸かす為
ええ加減やなくて ええ(良い)加減
ぬるめやなくて熱い白膠木 簓 肩まで浸からせまっせ
On the Stage！
笑わせまShow このアクトにお任せや
噛み締めた酸いも甘いも叩き上げ
今日の現場かますだけ
On the Stage！
上げてきまShow このアクトにお任せや
いつだって楽あり苦あり毎度あり
ほんま我が道あるのみ
コメディアン・ラプソディ
なにはともあれ浪花のおかげ
泣かさず笑うまで
この飽きない商い命懸け
余すことなく披露しまっせ
(ぬ)け目ないこのMC 出さないNG 尽きないテクニック
(る)ール無用 玄人 素人 まとめてぶち上げ
(で)っかい夢追いかけて てっぺん取ったんねん
さぁさぁラストまで笑わせたるで
On the Stage！
笑わせまShow このアクトにお任せや
噛み締めた酸いも甘いも叩き上げ
今日の現場かますだけ
On the Stage！
上げてきまShow このアクトにお任せや
いつだって楽あり苦あり毎度あり
ほんま我が道あるのみ
コメディアン・ラプソディ
どうもどうもどうも～
ここまでなんやかんや言うとりますけれども
宴もたけなわ
エンジョイでけたか？
っておい
シャレ言うてへんで謝礼渡せ
ってな感じで
今後もあんじょうやらせてもらいます
「白膠木 簓」だけに「来るで、またな！」
ほな！さいなら～
dou mo ～ dotu bon kara mai ri masi ta ～
nuru sara koto 、 nurude sasara to mou si masu ～
hudan ha tondemonai kintyou sii no nekketu kyousi to
you wa kara n zisyou ・ sagi si no ottyan to yarasi te moro te masu ga
kyou ha pin de dounokouno ！ i u tori masu keredo mo
namae dake demo obo e te kae xtu te ya ～
ho na ！ iki masyo ka ～
a garu maku ka waru kuuki haya ku naru kodou
a taru supottoraito miwata su kaizyou
donna o kyaku daro u to ata eru kandou
butai zyou hudan doo ri a ge te iki masyo u
ase ri huan gisinanki sonna mon ha to xtu para i
danzyou a gari yousya nai hara kaka e te to mara nai
hazi me masi te itimi san kae ru koro ni biriken san
ka xtu sara u de kansei minna o ma tase Ay yo ！
38 kara 58 tuka i wa keru MC
pin kara kiri konbi he te tori wo kaza ru komedhian
besyari makuri mare ni dama ri yappari syabe rimakuri tai
atu i n nara ore no sensu ( sensu ) de ao i daru sakai
On the Stage ！
wara wa sema Show kono akuto ni o maka se ya
ka mi si me ta su i mo ama i mo tata ki a ge
kyou no genba kamasu dake
On the Stage ！
a ge te kima Show kono akuto ni o maka se ya
itu datte raku ari ku ari maido ari
honma wa ga miti aru nomi
komedhian ・ rapusodhi
geisya taru sya ne temo sa metemo itu demo tune ni tankyuu
Thank you ！ oosaka honma ni axtu tyu- ma
na n demo de ru wa de ru waya de neta no houko
enta-teinmento heta ha semento
uma i ha kami ( goddo ) kore ha keiken zyou
a ku aida ni su mu akuma mo tenazu ke danzyou no danzyon demo anzyou si te maxtu se
potto de ya naku You ( yu ) wa kasu tame
ee kagen ya naku te ee ( yo i ) kagen
nuru me ya naku te atu i nurude sasara kata made tu kara se maxtu se
On the Stage ！
wara wa sema Show kono akuto ni o maka se ya
ka mi si me ta su i mo ama i mo tata ki a ge
kyou no genba kamasu dake
On the Stage ！
a ge te kima Show kono akuto ni o maka se ya
itu datte raku ari ku ari maido ari
honma wa ga miti aru nomi
komedhian ・ rapusodhi
nanihatomoare namihana no okage
na kasa zu wara u made
kono a ki nai akina i inotiga ke
ama su koto naku hirou simaxtu se
( nu ) ke me nai kono MC da sa nai NG tu kinai tekunikku
( ru ) - ru muyou kurouto sirouto matome te buti a ge
( de ) xtu kai yume o ikake te teppen to xtu tannen
sa xa sa xa rasuto made wara wa se taru de
On the Stage ！
wara wa sema Show kono akuto ni o maka se ya
ka mi si me ta su i mo ama i mo tata ki a ge
kyou no genba kamasu dake
On the Stage ！
a ge te kima Show kono akuto ni o maka se ya
itu datte raku ari ku ari maido ari
honma wa ga miti aru nomi
komedhian ・ rapusodhi
dou mo dou mo dou mo ～
koko made nanyakanya i u tori masu keredo mo
utage mo takenawa
enzyoi deke ta ka ？
tte oi
syare i u tehen de syarei wata se
tte na kan zi de
kongo mo anzyou yara se te morai masu
「 nurude sasara 」 dake ni 「 ku ru de 、 mata na ！ 」
ho na ！ sainara ～
Hello~ I'm from Dotsuhon!
My name is Nurusara, or Jyotsu Rake Shirajoki~!
I'm usually a hot-blooded teacher who's extremely nervous.
and a self-proclaimed scam artist who I have no idea what he's talking about.
But today, I'm here on pins and needles! I'm just saying...
Just remember my name and go home!
Well then! Let's go!
The curtain rises, the air changes, the heart beats faster.
The spotlight shining on you, the audience looking around.
No matter who you are, you'll be impressed.
Let's go onstage and do what we normally do.
Let's get rid of impatience, anxiety, doubt, and anxiety
Up on the stage, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Nice to meet you at first sight, but by the time you leave, you'll be Billiken
Cheers for the "Scratch and claw"!
38 to 58, the MCs use different styles.
From 38 to 58, a comedian who uses a variety of styles.
He's always talking, sometimes he's silent, sometimes he's talking, but he's still talking
If it's too hot, I'll fan you with my fan
On the Stage!
Let this act make you laugh!
I've had my fill of both the sweet and the sour
I'll just do today's scene
On the Stage!
I'm going to bring it up Show Leave it to this act
There's always a good time, there's always a bad time, there's always a good time, there's always a bad time
There's only one way to go
Comedian Rhapsody
As a geisha, I'm always inquiring, whether I'm asleep or awake
Thank you!
Anything goes, anything comes out, a treasure trove of material
Entertainment, if you're not good, you're cement
Good is God, from my experience
You can even tame the demons that live in the empty rooms, and you'll find them in the dungeon on the stage.
Not to pop out of nowhere, but to boil water for you
Not just right, but just right
Not lukewarm, but hot, not lukewarm, but hot, not lukewarm, but hot, not lukewarm, but hot, not lukewarm, but hot
On the Stage!
I'll make you laugh, leave it to this act
We've had it all, the sour and the sweet, we've had it all
I'm just going to show you today's scene
On the Stage!
I'm going to bring it up Show Leave it to this act
There's always a good time, there's always a bad time, there's always a good time, there's always a bad time
There's only one way to go
Comedian Rhapsody
After all, it's all thanks to Naniwa
till we laugh without crying
I'll risk my life in this never-ending business
I'll show you everything I've got
(This MC with no flaws, no nonsense, no endless techniques
(No need to use any of it, amateurs and experts alike, we'll put it all together and blow it all up!
(Chasing a big dream, I've reached the top!
Come on, let's make them laugh till the end!
On the Stage!
Leave it to this act!
We've had our fill of both the sweet and the sour, and we're ready to take on today's scene
We're just going to make you laugh at today's scene
On the Stage!
I'm going to bring it up Show Leave it to this act
There's always a good time, there's always a bad time, there's always a good time, there's always a bad time
There's only one way to go
Comedian Rhapsody
Thank you, thank you, thank you~
I've said a lot so far, but...
The party is almost over
Did you have a good time?
Oh, come on!
Don't be silly, give me the gratuity!
And so on and so forth.
I'll be happy to do it again in the future.
I'll be back!
Bye! Bye!
