曲名:チャンプロード
歌手:

発売日:2022/09/01
作詞:アフロ
作曲:UK

16時 現地にて集合
重たいフロアのドア開けると
嵐の前の静けさの会場
心地の良い 緊張感
まずは音響 照明さんに挨拶
何卒よろしくお願いします
切り札のみ並ぶセットリストと決意を共に固めたらリハ
チェック マイクテストから既に予感させるベストアクト
最初で最後 最強の今日
1秒だって気を抜くなよ
ライブ開始の合図まで数分
ここいるお客 全員 連れてく
向かう行きつけの奇跡の夜
いつも通りにいつも以上を狙う

天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずして何故やれるんだ
能ある鷹の隠さない爪でかき鳴らすギター
ヤベー ヤベー
天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずして何故やれるんだ
言い訳殺す必殺のマイク
無敵のダブルスなめんじゃねぇ

「お客様は神様だ」
そんなの嘘 冗談じゃないぜ
生身の人間の声だからこそ
罵声も歓声もありがたいねぇ
はじめてのあなた どうもこんちは
さっそくですが出口ならあちら
だけど言わせて入り口はこちら
ドアはがっつり開いている
自分のペースで楽しまないで
俺らの本気に付き合ってくれ
正真正銘 あんたが本命
義理チョコみたいな拍手は勘弁
少年少女 おっさんやおばさん
果てには富士山 口説き落す
今日のミーハー 明日はハーコー
誰もが虜 速攻でぞっこん

天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずしてなぜやれるんだ
能ある鷹の隠さない爪でかき鳴らすギター
ヤベーヤベー
天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずしてなぜやれるんだ
言い訳殺す 必殺のマイク
無敵のダブルス なめんじゃねぇ

王者の椅子は存在しない
強い奴らは休まない
あったとしても空気椅子
座らずひたすら鍛え続けてる
満腹中枢に打つ麻酔銃
期待は応えるじゃなく超えてく
深剃りじゃない根刮ぎ二枚刃
そこまでやるか?の専門家 文句あるか?
誰もが口を揃えてた
「人生そんなに甘くはない」と
奴らに向けて余裕のアンサー
生憎 俺らは甘党じゃない

天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずして何故やれるんだ
負け犬だってチャンピオンのジャンバー
ハッタリでもいい胸を張るんだ
天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずして何故やれるんだ
その他大勢に贈るご祝儀
一生 準優勝 おめでとう

天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずして何故やれるんだ
能ある鷹の隠さない爪でかき鳴らすギター
ヤベーヤベーヤベーヤベーヤベー
天下獲る 絶対に獲る
そう思わずして何故やれるんだ
言い訳殺す 必殺のマイク
無敵のダブルス なめんじゃねぇ

16 zi   genti nite syuugou
omo tai huroa no doa a keru to
arasi no mae no sizu kesa no kaizyou
gokoti no yo i   kintyoukan
mazu ha onkyou   teruaki san ni aisatu
douzo yorosiku o nega i si masu
ki ri huda nomi nara bu setto risuto to ketui wo tomo ni kata me tara riha
chekku   maiku tesuto kara sude ni yokan sa seru besuto akuto
saisyo de saigo   saikyou no kyou
1 byou datte ki wo nu ku na yo
raibu kaisi no aizu made suuhun
koko iru o kyaku   zenin   tu re teku
mu kau i kituke no kiseki no yoru
itumo doo ri ni itumo izyou wo nera u

tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
nou aru taka no kaku sa nai tume de kaki na rasu gita-
yabe-   yabe-
tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
i i wake koro su hissatu no maiku
muteki no daburusu na men zya nexe

「 o kyakusama ha kamisama da 」
sonna no uso   zyoudan zya nai ze
namami no ningen no koe da kara koso
basei mo kansei mo arigatai nexe
hazimete no anata   doumo kontiha
sassoku desu ga deguti nara atira
da kedo i wa se te i ri guti ha kotira
doa ha gatturi hira i te iru
zibun no pe-su de tano sima nai de
ore ra no honki ni tu ki a xtu te kure
syousin syoumei   anta ga honmei
giri tyoko mitai na hakusyu ha kanben
syounen syouzyo   ossan ya obasan
ha te ni ha huzisan   kudo ki oto su
kyou no mi-ha-   asita ha ha-ko-
dare mo ga toriko   sokkou de zokkon

tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
nou aru taka no kaku sa nai tume de kaki na rasu gita-
yabe- yabe-
tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
i i wake koro su   hissatu no maiku
muteki no daburusu   namen zya nexe

ouzya no isu ha sonzai si nai
tuyo i yatu ra ha yasu ma nai
axtu ta to si te mo kuuki isu
suwa ra zu hitasura kita e tuzu ke teru
manpuku tyuusuu ni u tu masuizyuu
kitai ha kota eru zya naku ko e teku
huke so ri zya nai nekoso gi nimai ha
soko made yaru ka ? no senmonka   monku aru ka ?
dare mo ga kuti wo soro e te ta
「 zinsei sonnani ama ku ha nai 」 to
yatu ra ni mu ke te yoyuu no ansa-
ainiku   ore ra ha amatou zya nai

tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
ma ke inu datte tyanpion no zyanba-
hattari demo ii mune wo ha ru n da
tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
sono ta oozei ni oku ru go syuugi
issyou   zyunyuusyou   omedetou

tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
nou aru taka no kaku sa nai tume de kaki na rasu gita-
yabe- yabe- yabe- yabe- yabe-
tenka e ru   zettai ni e ru
sou omo wazu si te naze ya reru n da
i i wake koro su   hissatu no maiku
muteki no daburusu   namen zya nexe

4:00 p.m. Meet at the site
When you open the heavy floor door
The calm before the storm
A pleasant sense of tension.
First of all, I greet the sound and lighting engineers.
Thank you very much for your cooperation.
The setlist is lined up with only the trump cards, and we rehearse together to make up our minds.
Checking the mic test, we can already foresee the best act!
The first, the last, and the best of the day!
Don't let your guard down for even a second!
A few minutes until the signal to go live.
We're taking everyone who's here.
We're going to your favorite miracle night.
We're going to do what we always do. We're going to go above and beyond.

We're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win.
Why else would we do it?
A talented hawk with claws that don't hide a guitar that's strumming
Oh, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it
I'll kill you with excuses, I'll kill you with the microphone
Don't think you're invincible in doubles!

"The customer is God."
That's not true. That's not a joke.
It's the voice of a flesh and blood human being
I appreciate the abuse and the cheers.
First time here. Hello, hello.
I'm sorry to bother you, but the exit is that way.
But let me tell you, the entrance is this way.
The door is firmly open.
Don't pace yourself. Don't have fun.
Don't just go at your own pace. We're serious.
You're the real deal.
We don't want you to clap like you're doing it for us
Boys and girls, old men and women
Fuji, we're gonna seduce them all
Today's Meeha, tomorrow's Harko
Everyone's hooked on you, and they'll fall in love with you instantly

I'm gonna win the world, I'm gonna win the world, I'm gonna win the world
How can I do it if I don't think so?
A talented hawk with claws that don't hide, strumming a guitar
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
If I don't think so, why can't I do it?
I'll kill you with excuses, the mic of desperation
Unbeatable doubles, don't you dare mess with me!

There's no such thing as a champion's chair.
The best never rest.
If there is a chair, it's an air chair.
They never sit down. They just keep working out.
It's a tranquilizer gun to the pit of your stomach.
Expectations are not met, they're exceeded.
It's not a deep shave, it's a double-blade scrape.
You want to go that far? You're the expert. You got a problem with that?
Everyone was saying the same thing.
"Life isn't that easy."
The answer to their question is, "No, it's not.
Unfortunately, we don't have a sweet tooth.

We're going to win, we're going to win, we're going to win.
How can we do it if we don't think so?
Even a loser wears a champion's jumper
It doesn't matter if we're bluffing, we've got to put our heads on our shoulders
We're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win
If we don't think like that, how can we do it?
Congratulations to all the others
Congratulations on being runner-up for the rest of your life!

I'm going to win, I'm going to win, I'm going to win!
I'll win the world, I'll win the world, I'll win the world
A talented hawk with claws that don't hide, a guitar that strums
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
If I don't think so, why can't I do it?
I'll kill you with excuses, I'll kill you with the microphone
Invincible doubles, don't fuck with me!