歌手: Gero
発売日:2022/09/07
作詞:ピノキオピー
作曲:ピノキオピー
百獣の王になるより でっかい口半開き
ボーっとして 暴徒指定 カウンターでK.Oして
スタメンのカッコいいより 幽霊部員のギャグセンに
グッときて GOODきて 裏垢で爆笑です
ヴォッ ヴォッ ヴォッ ヴォッ
ヴォッ ヴォッ 笑い声?
そう アウトオブコントロール
クオリティは不問 黒い糸を断ち切って
予想外の大逆転にときめいちゃうもんね
ヒポポタマス カバな ピーポーを騙す (は?)
ヒポポタマス ガバな 洗脳はアウト (シャッシャッ)
ヒポポタマス ギャングな ピストル持たず (は?)
ヒポポタマス 引導を渡す
プラスなエサに騙されんな (ヴォッ)
マイナスなエサだけも変だ (ヴォッ)
草枯らすから かますバスターだ
ドンドドンドドン
ヒポポタマス カバな ピーポーに刺さる (は?)
決めた もう一生 馬鹿やる
そんなエサで沸きたつな
って命令すんな
損なグルメ舌 イライラ
漠然とした「なんか良い」より
A5ランクの「大好き」食べたいのにね
バリ バリ バリ 噛み砕く現実
隠しフォルダに入れた 般若面のチェキ
アッハッハ! アッハッハ!
アッハッハ! 笑いすぎ?
そう 救世主のオブセッション 窃盗ばっかしてる
モラルのない勇者 なんか怖いっすね…
ヒポポタマス カバな 理想論 語る (は?)
ヒポポタマス ガバな 講演はダウト (シャッシャッ)
ヒポポタマス 変な小細工はいらず (は?)
ヒポポタマス ストレートをかます
のぼせ上がって調子乗んな (ヴォッ)
モチベ下って当てつけんな (ヴォッ)
真っすぐ前を見て突っ込んだ GO 業 GO 業 GO
ヒポポタマス カバな 理想論じゃなく (は?)
冴えない日常を照らす
ヒポポタマス騙す ピンクの罠 かわす
一歩ずつ目指す 粋がらず 声枯らす
アウトオブコントロール
クオリティは不問 黒い糸を断ち切って
もっと もっと 気持ちいいことしようぜ
ヒポポタマス カバな ピーポーを騙す (は?)
ヒポポタマス ガバな 洗脳はアウト (シャッシャッ)
ヒポポタマス ギャングな ピストル持たず (は?)
ヒポポタマス 引導を渡す
プラスなエサに騙されんな (ヴォッ)
マイナスなエサだけも変だ (ヴォッ)
草枯らすから かますバスターだ
ドンドドンドドン
ヒポポタマス カバな ピーポーに刺さる (は?)
決めた もう一生 馬鹿やってやる
hyakuzyuu no ou ni naru yori dekkai kuti hanbira ki
bo- xtu to si te bouto sitei kaunta- de K . O si te
sutamen no kakko iiyori yuurei buin no gyagu sen ni
gutto ki te GOOD ki te ura aka de bakusyou desu
voxtu voxtu voxtu voxtu
voxtu voxtu wara i goe ?
sou auto obu kontoro-ru
kuorithi ha humon kuro i ito wo ta ti ki xtu te
yosougai no dai gyakuten ni tokimei tyau mon ne
hipo pota masu kaba na pi-po- wo dama su ( ha ? )
hipo pota masu gaba na sennou ha auto ( syaxtu syaxtu )
hipo pota masu gyangu na pisutoru mo ta zu ( ha ? )
hipo pota masu indou wo wata su
purasu na esa ni dama sa ren na ( voxtu )
mainasu na esa dake mo hen da ( voxtu )
gusa ka rasu kara kamasu basuta- da
dondo dondo don
hipo pota masu kaba na pi-po- ni sa saru ( ha ? )
ki me ta mou issyou baka yaru
sonna esa de wa kitatu na
tte meirei sun na
son na gurume zita iraira
bakuzen to si ta 「 nanka yo i 」 yori
A 5 ranku no 「 daisu ki 」 ta be tai noni ne
bari bari bari ka mi kuda ku genzitu
kaku si foruda ni i re ta hannya men no cheki
ahhahha ! ahhahha !
ahhahha ! wara isugi ?
sou kyuuseisyu no obu sessyon settou bakkasi teru
moraru no nai yuusya nanka kowa i ssu ne …
hipo pota masu kaba na risou ron kata ru ( ha ? )
hipo pota masu gaba na kouen ha dauto ( syaxtu syaxtu )
hipo pota masu hen na kozaiku haira zu ( ha ? )
hipo pota masu sutore-to wo kamasu
nobose a gaxtu te tyousi no n na ( voxtu )
motibe kuda xtu te a tetuken na ( voxtu )
ma ssugu mae wo mi te tu xtu ko n da GO gou GO gou GO
hipo pota masu kaba na risou ron zya naku ( ha ? )
sa e nai nitizyou wo te rasu
hipopotamasu dama su pinku no wana kawasu
一 po zutu meza su iki gara zu koe ka rasu
auto obu kontoro-ru
kuorithi ha humon kuro i ito wo ta ti ki xtu te
motto motto kimo ti ii koto siyo u ze
hipo pota masu kaba na pi-po- wo dama su ( ha ? )
hipo pota masu gaba na sennou ha auto ( syaxtu syaxtu )
hipo pota masu gyangu na pisutoru mo ta zu ( ha ? )
hipo pota masu indou wo wata su
purasu na esa ni dama sa ren na ( voxtu )
mainasu na esa dake mo hen da ( voxtu )
gusa ka rasu kara kamasu basuta- da
dondo dondo don
hipo pota masu kaba na pi-po- ni sa saru ( ha ? )
ki me ta mou issyou baka yaxtu te yaru
I'd rather open my big, fat mouth halfway than be king of a hundred beasts.
Instead of being the coolest of the starters, you'd be the ghost of a gag-team.
I'd rather be a ghost member of a gag team than the coolest guy on the team.
I'd rather be a ghost in a gag-sen than a cool guy in a stadium.
"Voh, voh, voh, voh, voh, voh, voh.
Voof, voof, voof. Laughing?
Yeah. Out of control.
Quality doesn't matter. Cut through the black threads.
I'm so thrilled by the unexpected reversal of fortune.
Hippopotamus hippopotamus hippopotamus hippopotamus hippopotamus hippopotamus hippopotamus
Hippopotamus, the hippopotamus. Brainwashing is out.
Hippopotamus, gangster, no pistol
Hippopotamus, the gangster, no pistol.
Don't be fooled by the positive bait.
Only the negative bait is weird.
I'm gonna kill the grass. It's a bite buster.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Hippopotamus, it's a hippopotamus, it sticks to the peoples.
I've made up my mind. I'm gonna be a fool for the rest of my life.
I've decided I'm gonna be an idiot for the rest of my life. Don't get excited over that bait.
Don't tell me what to do!
"Don't get your gourmet tongue in a knot," he said, "or you'll get frustrated.
I'd rather eat an A5-rated "I love it" than a vague "it's kind of good.
I'd rather eat A5 grade "I love it" than some vague "it's good.
Bari, bari, bari, chewing away at reality
I've got a hidden folder of checkered photos of Hannya's face.
A-ha-ha! Aha!
Ahaaah! Am I laughing too much?
Yes, Obsession of the Savior.
A brave man with no morals. I'm kind of scared...
Hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus.
Hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus.
Hippopotamus, no need for tricks.
Hippopotamus, I'll be straight with you.
Don't get carried away.
Don't get motivated and take the blame.
Look straight ahead and go, go, go, go, go, go!
Hippopotamus, don't be idealistic.
It's not idealism, it's a light on a dull day.
Hippopotamus, tricking, dodging the pink trap
Aiming for one step at a time, not chic, not vocal
out of control
Quality doesn't matter, cut off the black thread
Let's do something more, more, more pleasurable
Hippopotamus, we're gonna fool the hippopotamus peoples
Hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus, the gangster, the gangster.
Hippopotamus, gangster, no pistol.
Hippopotamus, the gangster, no pistol.
Don't be fooled by the positive bait.
Only the negative bait is weird.
I'm gonna kill the grass. It's a bite buster.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Hippopotamus hippopotamus, it's a hippopotamus. It sticks in peoples' heads.
I've made up my mind. I'm gonna be an idiot for the rest of my life.