曲名:赤ずきん
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発売日:2023/01/25
作詞:ケンモチヒデフミ
作曲:ケンモチヒデフミ

森の向こうの離れた一等地に
通じている一本道
なのに迷った方向音痴が
ワインとケーキ持ってばあちゃんち

着いて鳴らしたチャイムはフェイクで
指紋認証は2秒で一致
ドアを蹴破り部屋見渡したら
思いっきり怪しい気配を察知

はい ちょっと待ってこれ
やってんな
完全にやっちゃってんな
どっからどう見たってこれ
ばあちゃんじゃなくておおかみじゃん?

ばれてんぞ ばれてんぞ
これ完全にばれてんぞ
一ミリも似てねぇかんな
さすがにこれで騙そうってのは
調子良すぎないか 大丈夫か?

あ、これどっきりか?
そっちのパターンか
そりゃそうだよな
OK、OK
じゃあカメラは花瓶のあたりか本の後ろか?

今すぐ終わらせてもいいけど
逆に最後まで見たい気もすんな
狼さんだって頑張ってんだから
ヒマだし付き合ってやるか

Da Da Da…

だけど
全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るのは
ちょっとBaby

全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るから
もうちょっと似せといて

コスプレ・変装・特殊メイクから
ドンキで売ってるパーティグッズ
何でも良いけど
大事なのはまず気持ちだよね
騙す気あるの?

確かにそうだな
その努力は認めてあげよう
リスクも背負ってる
腹も減っててこれっきゃないって
思ったんだろうな
そりゃしゃあ無しか

でもこれじゃさすがに通用しないよね
業界厳しいからさ
子供のあたしも2度見したね
童謡の中で動揺したね

腹いっぱい食ってもいいけど
その分働かなきゃ詐欺だよな
今日は反省して次頑張ろうな
多分今日が最後だけどな

モノマネでもフェイクでもいい
ここまで来たら関係ないし
嘘の嘘まで
信じさせたらホンモノじゃん

だけど
全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るのは
ちょっとBaby

全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るから
もうちょっと似せといて

Da Da Da…

mori no mu kou no hana re ta ittouti ni
tuu zi te iru ipponmiti
na no ni mayo xtu ta houkou onti ga
wain to ke-ki mo xtu te baatyan ti

tu i te na rasi ta tyaimu ha feiku de
simon ninsyou ha 2 byou de itti
doa wo keyabu ri beya miwata si tara
omo ikkiri aya sii kehai wo satti

ha i   tyotto ma xtu te kore
yaxtu ten na
kanzen ni yaxtu tyaxtu ten na
doxtu kara dou mi ta tte kore
baatyan zya naku te ookami zya n ?

bare ten zo   bare ten zo
kore kanzen ni bare ten zo
一 miri mo ni te nexe kanna
sasuga ni kore de dama so u tte no ha
tyousi yo sugi nai ka   daizyoubu ka ?

a 、 koredo kkiri ka ?
sotti no pata-n ka
sorya sou da yo na
OK 、 OK
zyaa kamera ha kabin no atari ka hon no usi ro ka ?

ima sugu o wara se te mo ii kedo
gyaku ni saigo made mi tai ki mo sun na
ookami san datte ganba xtu ten da kara
hima da si tu ki a xtu te yaru ka

Da Da Da …

da kedo
zenzen ni te nai ne
daibu muri anne
riakusyon ni koma ru no ha
tyotto Baby

zenzen ni te nai ne
daibu muri anne
riakusyon ni koma ru kara
moutyotto ni se toi te

kosupure ・ hensou ・ tokusyu meiku kara
donki de u xtu teru pa-thi guzzu
nan demo yo i kedo
daizi na no ha mazu kimo ti da yo ne
dama su ki aru no ?

tasi ka ni souda na
sono doryoku ha mito me te ageyo u
risuku mo syo tteru
hara mo he xtu te te kore kkya nai tte
omo xtu ta n daro u na
sorya syaa mu sika

demo kore zya sasuga ni tuuyou si nai yo ne
gyoukai kibi sii kara sa
kodomo no atasi mo 2 do mi si ta ne
douyou no naka de douyou si ta ne

hara ippai ku xtu te mo ii kedo
sono bun hatara ka nakya sagi da yo na
kyou ha hansei si te tugi ganba ro u na
tabun kyou ga saigo da kedo na

monomane demo feiku demo ii
koko made ki tara kankei nai si
uso no uso made
sin zi sase tara honmono zyan

da kedo
zenzen ni te nai ne
daibu muri anne
riakusyon ni koma ru no ha
tyotto Baby

zenzen ni te nai ne
daibu muri anne
riakusyon ni koma ru kara
moutyotto ni se toi te

Da Da Da …

A first-class place separated beyond the forest.
A road to
However, a confused road idiot
With wine and cake, grandma.

The doorbell that rang when we arrived was fake.
Fingerprint identification is consistent for 2 seconds.
If you kick the door open, look around.
Be fully aware of suspicious signs

OK, wait a minute, this
What are you doing?
It's completely done
No matter where you look at this.
Not grandma, is it a wolf?

Be discovered, be discovered.
This is completely exposed.
It doesn't even look like a millimeter
Not the kui is to deceive with this.
Is it too good? Are you okay?

Ah, is this the last time?
Is it the pattern over there?
yes
Okay, okay.
Is that camera near the vase or behind the book?

I can finish it now.
On the contrary, don't want to see the end.
Because Mr. Wolf is working hard, too
Let's meet again when we have time.

Da Da Da…

but
It doesn't look like it at all
Too reluctantly.
What bothers me about the reaction is that
Youdian Baby

It doesn't look like it at all
Too reluctantly.
Because the reaction was difficult.
Imitate it again.

Start with role-playing and dressing up special makeup.
Party goods sold in tang qi
Whatever.
The first thing that matters is the mood.
Are you trying to lie to me?

Yes, indeed.
That effort is recognized, right?
With risks, too.
I'm hungry, too, saying it's not anymore.
What do you think?
It can't be helped.

But it won't work, will it?
Because the industry is hard.
As a child, I missed it twice.
Shaken in nursery rhymes?

Although you can eat very full.
It's fraud if you don't work accordingly.
Reflect on yourself today and try again next time.
Today may be the last time.

Imitation can also be fake.
It doesn't matter at this point.
Even lies. Lies.
If you believe it, isn't it true?

but
It doesn't look like it at all
Too reluctantly.
What bothers me about the reaction is that
Youdian Baby

It doesn't look like it at all
Too reluctantly.
Because the reaction was difficult.
Imitate it again.

Da Da Da…

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