曲名:芸人、家を買う。
歌手:

配信/発売日:2023/04/05
作詞:久保田かずのぶ
作曲:PENTAXX.B.F

また、一つ夢が叶った 大都会東京にマイホーム購入
ベランダ付き日当たり良好 日にあたる猫、ウェイヨー
後悔ねえ5階建の5階 周りから見れば低層会 全労災
ローンは死ぬまで103歳

芸歴25年 最初の家は3畳一間
家賃6万角部屋で扇形という変な間取り
俺なんかがこの世界で売れるなんて最初はみな思っちゃねえ
今じゃ4LDKの間取り 漫才は大トリ

なるべく都内に住みたくて 3年かけてやっと見つけた
内覧は50を超えた 値段は○億○千万円
契約書に印鑑 100円の印鑑 芸人になって初めて買った印鑑
涙で文字が見えねえ

この街で 俺は生きてく
この街で 俺は根を張る
この街で 俺は城を構える
芸人、家を買う。

この街から 又やり直す
この街に 骨を埋める
この街で 住んでまもない若葉マーク
芸人、家を買う。

本当にこの先大丈夫かな 考えながらリノベーション
大切なのはモチベーション
でもここまで来た自分にリスペクト 貧困時代
カップメンの汁にぶち込んだ冷飯
シケモクに火をつけるタバコの味は忘れない
あの頃は人を憎み羨む眉間に皺 今はわかる
自分の不幸は人を傷つける理由にならない
手に入れたマイホーム 俺からしたら最上級
ハイボール飲み言い聞かす大丈夫 これから先もガチ勝負(大勝負)

この街で 俺は生きてく
この街で 俺は根を張る
この街で 俺は城を構える
芸人、家を買う。

この街から 又やり直す
この街に 骨を埋める
この街で クズの芸人も家買える
芸人、家を買う。

育ててくれた宮崎 TVが2局の街
元々 売れ残りのデットストック
苦労人の説得力 興味はないアホのネット中毒
後輩があの頃の 飯を食うてる心配ない 今じゃ俺はそれが名刺

この街で 俺は生きてく
この街で 俺は根を張る
この街で 俺は城を構える
芸人、家を買う。

この街から 又やり直す
この街に 骨を埋める
この街で 住んでまもない若葉マーク
芸人、家を買う。

この街で 俺は生きてく
この街で 俺は根を張る
この街で 俺は城を構える
芸人、家を買う。

この街から 又やり直す
この街に 骨を埋める
この街で クズの芸人も家買える
芸人、家を買う。

mata 、 hito tu yume ga kana xtu ta   daitokai toukyou ni maiho-mu kounyuu
beranda tu ki hia tari ryoukou   hi ni ataru neko 、 whei yo-
koukai nee 5 kai date no 5 kai   mawa ri kara mi re ba teisou kai   zenrousai
ro-n ha si nu made 103 sai

geireki 25 nen   saisyo no ie ha 3 zyou hitoma
yatin 6 man kadobeya de ougigata to iu hen na mado ri
ore nanka ga kono sekai de u reru nante saisyo ha mina omo xtu tya nee
ima zya 4 LDK no mado ri   manzai ha oo tori

narubeku tonai ni su mi taku te   3 nen kake te yatto mi tuke ta
nairan ha 50 wo ko e ta   nedan ha ○ oku ○ 千万 en
keiyakusyo ni inkan   100 en no inkan   geinin ni naxtu te hazi mete ka xtu ta inkan
namida de mozi ga mi e nee

kono mati de   ore ha i ki teku
kono mati de   ore ha ne wo ha ru
kono mati de   ore ha siro wo kama eru
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

kono mati kara   mata yari nao su
kono mati ni   hone wo u meru
kono mati de   su n de mamonai wakaba ma-ku
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

hontou ni kono saki daizyoubu kana   kanga e nagara rinobe-syon
taisetu na no ha motibe-syon
demo koko made ki ta zibun ni risupekuto   hinkon zidai
kappu men no siru ni buti ko n da hiyamesi
sikemoku ni hi wo tukeru tabako no azi ha wasu re nai
ano koro ha hito wo niku mi uraya mu miken ni siwa   ima ha wakaru
zibun no hukou ha hito wo kizu tukeru riyuu ni nara nai
te ni hai re ta maiho-mu   ore kara si tara saizyoukyuu
haibo-ru no mi i i ki kasu daizyoubu   kore kara saki mo gati syoubu ( oosyoubu )

kono mati de   ore ha i ki teku
kono mati de   ore ha ne wo ha ru
kono mati de   ore ha siro wo kama eru
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

kono mati kara   mata yari nao su
kono mati ni   hone wo u meru
kono mati de   kuzu no geinin mo ie ka eru
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

soda te te kure ta miyazaki   TV ga 2 kyoku no mati
motomoto   u re noko ri no detto sutokku
kurounin no settokuryoku   kyoumi ha nai aho no netto tyuudoku
kouhai ga ano koro no   mesi wo ku u teru sinpai nai   ima zya ore ha sore ga meisi

kono mati de   ore ha i ki teku
kono mati de   ore ha ne wo ha ru
kono mati de   ore ha siro wo kama eru
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

kono mati kara   mata yari nao su
kono mati ni   hone wo u meru
kono mati de   su n de mamonai wakaba ma-ku
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

kono mati de   ore ha i ki teku
kono mati de   ore ha ne wo ha ru
kono mati de   ore ha siro wo kama eru
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

kono mati kara   mata yari nao su
kono mati ni   hone wo u meru
kono mati de   kuzu no geinin mo ie ka eru
geinin 、 ie wo ka u 。

In addition, buy your own house in Tokyo, a big city that has realized a dream.
A cat with a balcony and good sunshine-Weiyue Cat
No regrets. Looking around the fifth floor of the fifth floor, there will be all work-related injuries at the lower floors.
Loan to death at the age of 103

The first house with 25 years' artistic experience is a room with 3 tatami sheets.
Room with a rent of 60,000 jiao, with a strange layout and a fan shape.
At first, no one expected that I would sell in this world.
Now the layout of 4LDK crosstalk is junior year.

I want to live in Tokyo as much as possible, and it took me three years to finally find it.
The internal price exceeds 5× 100× 10 million yen.
The seal of 100 yen on the contract became a seal bought by artists.
Tears can't see words

I will live in this street.
I took root in this street.
I built a castle on this street.
Artists, buy a house.

Come again from this street
Bury bones in this city
The sign of young leaves that lived in this street not long ago.
Artists, buy a house.

While thinking about whether there is really no problem in the future, we will make innovations.
What matters is motivation.
But for myself at this point, it is a time of poverty.
Cold rice poured into instant noodle juice
Light the smoke of salmon. I won't forget it
At that time, people hated and envied the brow wrinkles. Now I understand.
Your own misfortune can't be a reason to hurt others.
I bought my own house, which is the most advanced in my opinion.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (big win)

I will live in this street.
I took root in this street.
I built a castle on this street.
Artists, buy a house.

Come again from this street
Bury bones in this city
In this street, scum artists can also buy houses
Artists, buy a house.

Miyazaki TV, which raised me, is on the street of Bureau 2.
Dead stocks that can't be sold out.
Persuasiveness of the working masses; Idiot internet addiction who is not interested
Don't worry about the younger generation eating at that time. Now I have a business card.

I will live in this street.
I took root in this street.
I built a castle on this street.
Artists, buy a house.

Come again from this street
Bury bones in this city
The sign of young leaves that lived in this street not long ago.
Artists, buy a house.

I will live in this street.
I took root in this street.
I built a castle on this street.
Artists, buy a house.

Come again from this street
Bury bones in this city
In this street, scum artists can also buy houses
Artists, buy a house.