炭酸くろにくるっ – 教育論 歌詞 ( Lyrics)

もう、どこみてる？
さっきから上の空な調子なんて
ありえない　私という存在の前で
さぁ言うことを
聞いたなら 即、行動に移しなさい
ああもう　初動が遅いのよ

今ここで3回まわってよ
言うこと聞いて　早くやらなきゃ
罰与えるわ！

君はもう私から逃げられない
私への返事は
「はい」か「イエス」だけ
みてるだけなんてnonsenseよ
Clap Your Hands!
叫べ！踊れ！客席から盛り上げて
今すぐ！

ねぇ、なんでなの？
言ったことすらも全然出来てなくて
苦笑い
笑うところじゃないんだけど
怒りさえも
通り越し、呆れて何も言えない
どうする？ねぇねぇ、どうするの？

君はもう私から逃げられない
右を向けと言ったら向きなさい！
私の気持ちを汲み取って
Understand?
一つ　二つ　先を見据え動きなさい
今すぐ！

返事は大きく、2秒以内！
執事の如く、笑顔で返事！
困っていたら助けなさい！
かっこよくスマートに
こなしなさい！
私に指示　されるだけで
感謝しなさい！

そのうちね　きっと報われるから
その日が来るまで　そばにいなさい
「待て」をし続けて！
そんな君が愛おしいわ

君はもう私から逃げられない
だって私は既にプリンセス
指を鳴らしたら次の合図
Are You Ready?
まだよ　まだよ　私の指示を聞け！

君はもう私から逃げられない
私への返事は
「はい」か「イエス」だけ！
みてるだけなんてnonsenseよ
Clap Your Hands!
叫べ！踊れ！客席から盛り上げて
一生！

私の教育論はパーフェクト

mou 、 doko mi teru ？
sakki kara uwa no sora na tyousi nante
arie nai 　 watasi to iu sonzai no mae de
sa xa i u koto wo
ki i ta nara soku 、 koudou ni utu si nasai
aa mou 　 syodou ga oso i no yo

ima koko de 3 kai mawaxtu teyo
i u koto ki i te 　 haya ku yara nakya
batu ata eru wa ！

kun ha mou watasi kara ni ge rare nai
watasi he no henzi ha
「 hai 」 ka 「 iesu 」 dake
mi teru dake nante nonsense yo
Clap Your Hands !
sake be ！ odo re ！ kyakuseki kara mo ri a ge te
ima sugu ！

nexe 、 nande nano ？
i xtu ta koto sura mo zenzen deki te naku te
nigawara i
wara u tokoro zya nai n da kedo
ika ri sae mo
too ri ko si 、 aki re te nani mo i e nai
dou suru ？ nexe nexe 、 dou suru no ？

kun ha mou watasi kara ni ge rare nai
migi wo mu ke to i xtu tara mu ki nasai ！
watasi no kimo ti wo ku mi to xtu te
Understand ?
hito tu 　 huta tu 　 saki wo misu e ugo ki nasai
ima sugu ！

henzi ha oo kiku 、 2 byou inai ！
situzi no goto ku 、 egao de henzi ！
koma xtu te i tara tasu ke nasai ！
kakkoyoku suma-to ni
konasi nasai ！
watasi ni sizi 　 sa reru dake de
kansya si nasai ！

sono uti ne 　 kitto muku wa reru kara
sono hi ga ku ru made 　 soba ni i nasai
「 ma te 」 wo si tuzu ke te ！
sonna kimi ga ito osii wa

kun ha mou watasi kara ni ge rare nai
datte watasi ha sude ni purinsesu
yubi wo na rasi tara tugi no aizu
Are You Ready ?
mada yo 　 mada yo 　 watasi no sizi wo ki ke ！

kun ha mou watasi kara ni ge rare nai
watasi he no henzi ha
「 hai 」 ka 「 iesu 」 dake ！
mi teru dake nante nonsense yo
Clap Your Hands !
sake be ！ odo re ！ kyakuseki kara mo ri a ge te
issyou ！

watasi no kyouiku ron ha pa-fekuto

Where have you seen it?
I've been on cloud nine since just now
In the face of the impossible existence of me
Come on, go ahead.
Please act as soon as you hear it.
Yes, it's too late to start.

Now turn here three times.
Be obedient and do it quickly
I will punish you!

You can't escape me anymore.
The answer to me is
Only "yes" or "yes"
It's so boring to just look.
Clap Your Hands！
Shout! Jump! Get busy from the audience
Now!

Hey, why?
I can't even do what I said.
make a bitter smile
There's nothing funny.
Even angry.
Passing by, I was too surprised to say anything.
What should we do? Hey, what about you?

You can't escape me anymore.
Turn around when I tell you to turn right!
Draw on my mood
Understand？
We should act before and after.
Now!

Great reply, within 2 seconds!
Answer with a smile like a housekeeper!
Help me if you are in trouble!
Handsome and chic
Master it skillfully!
As long as you follow my instructions
Thank you!

It will definitely pay off soon.
Stay by your side until that day comes
Keep doing "wait"!
You are so cute like that.

You can't escape me anymore.
Because I'm already a princess
Ring your fingers and the next signal will follow.
Are You Ready？
There is still a long way to go, follow my instructions!

You can't escape me anymore.
The answer to me is
Only "yes" or "yes"!
It's so boring to just look.
Clap Your Hands！
Shout! Jump! Get busy from the audience
A lifetime!

My education theory is perfect.