曲名:ダメ男数え唄
歌手:

配信/発売日:2023/10/19
作詞:金子茂樹
作曲:阿久津健太郎

ひとりじゃなんにもできねぇくせに
ふたことめには「ご飯はまだか」
さんざん我慢もしてきたけれど
酔いどれ亭主にゃこりゴリラ

八面六臂で七転八倒
窮鼠猫噛む?十年早いよ
百戦錬磨の千手観音
万事休すの奥様稼業!

馬鹿な女と笑っておくれ
荒波人生どんとこいこい!
だめな男よ背中に乗りな
アタシが食わせる心配するな

ひとりじゃなんにもできねぇくせに
ふたことめには「小遣いよこせ」
さんざん甘やかしてきたけれど
夜遊び息子にゃこりゴリラ

八面六臂で七転八倒
窮鼠猫噛む?十年早いよ
百戦錬磨の千手観音
万事休すの奥様稼業!

馬鹿な女と笑っておくれ
山あり谷ありどんとこいこい!
だめな男よ背中に乗りな
アタシが育てる心配するな

ひとりじゃなんにもできねぇくせに
ふたことめには「みそ汁うすい」
さんざん文句を言われたけれど
横やりオヤジにゃこりゴリラ

八面六臂で七転八倒
窮鼠猫噛む?十年早いよ
百戦錬磨の千手観音
万事休すの奥様稼業!

馬鹿な女と笑っておくれ
理不尽屁理屈どんとこいこい!
だめな男よ背中に乗りな
アタシが見送る心配するな

hitori zya na n ni mo deki nexe kuse ni
huta koto me ni ha 「 go han ha mada ka 」
sanzan gaman mo si te ki ta keredo
yo idore teisyu nya kori gorira

hatimenroppi de sittenbattou
kyuuso neko ka mu ? 十 nen haya i yo
hyakusenrenma no senzyukannon
banzikyuu su no okusama kagyou !

baka na onna to wara xtu te okure
aranami zinsei donto koikoi !
dame na otoko yo senaka ni no ri na
atasi ga ku waseru sinpai suru na

hitori zya na n ni mo deki nexe kuse ni
huta koto me ni ha 「 kozuka i yokose 」
sanzan ama yakasi te ki ta keredo
yoaso bi musuko nya kori gorira

hatimenroppi de sittenbattou
kyuuso neko ka mu ? 十 nen haya i yo
hyakusenrenma no senzyukannon
banzikyuu su no okusama kagyou !

baka na onna to wara xtu te okure
yama ari tani ari donto koikoi !
dame na otoko yo senaka ni no ri na
atasi ga soda teru sinpai suru na

hitori zya na n ni mo deki nexe kuse ni
huta koto me ni ha 「 miso siru usui 」
sanzan monku wo i wa re ta keredo
yoko yari oyazi nya kori gorira

hatimenroppi de sittenbattou
kyuuso neko ka mu ? 十 nen haya i yo
hyakusenrenma no senzyukannon
banzikyuu su no okusama kagyou !

baka na onna to wara xtu te okure
rihuzin herikutu donto koikoi !
dame na otoko yo senaka ni no ri na
atasi ga mioku ru sinpai suru na

Clearly a person can't do anything.
The second sentence is "Is the meal not ready yet?"
Although I have endured a lot
Drunk men and gorillas

When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
Does the poor mouse bite? It's ten years early
Avalokitesvara, a thousand-handed goddess who has fought many battles.
Everything is closed for the wife!

Laugh with the silly woman.
The waves are rough and life is rough!
No man, ride on your back
Don't worry, I'll let you eat.

Clearly a person can't do anything.
The second sentence is "give me pocket money"
Although used to a lot.
Gorilla, the son of a night walker.

When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
Does the poor mouse bite? It's ten years early
Avalokitesvara, a thousand-handed goddess who has fought many battles.
Everything is closed for the wife!

Laugh with the silly woman.
More mountains and less water in Gu Duo!
No man, ride on your back
Don't worry, I'll raise you

Clearly a person can't do anything.
The second sentence is "Miso soup is weak"
Although complained a lot.
The gorilla smiled sideways at the uncle.

When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
Does the poor mouse bite? It's ten years early
Avalokitesvara, a thousand-handed goddess who has fought many battles.
Everything is closed for the wife!

Laugh with the silly woman.
Unreasonable!
No man, ride on your back
Don't worry, I'll see you.

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