曲名:ボーカルに無茶させんな
歌手:

発売日:2022/12/25
作詞:t+pazolite
作曲:t+pazolite

今から起こしてみせますミラクル
圧倒的な歌唱withスキルフル
どんな曲でも歌いこなしてく自信は満々準備は万端
ん~まあたまにちょっと大変なときもあるけどなんとかなるでしょ
さてさて今回はどんな歌かなってちょっと??
あのですねー……。

ねえこれ本気で言ってんの?
どこで息継ぎすればいいの?
譜面見てもよくわからんぞ?
そもそも人間歌えんの?
そう毎回こんなのばっか
この前きたあの曲だって
その前も更に前も…ねえ聞いてるの??

少しの休息のあと
めちゃくちゃ高い音程きて
私のことなんかのロイドとかと
勘違いしてない???

ボーカルに無茶をさせんな!!(させんなー!!!)
もうなあなあで「できるっしょ」じゃない!(ざけんなー!!!)
「信頼」だとか「愛の鞭」だとか
それよりほしいのは「安穏」でしょ

もう無茶は、反対ー!(もう無茶は、反対ー!)
ボーカルに、人権をー!(ボーカルに、人権をー!)
横暴を、許すなー!(横暴を、許すなー!)
なんか好きなこと言っとけー!(※罵詈雑言※)

もしかして歌えちゃう私のせいかな…
そんなかわいいメンタルじゃないから
覚悟しといてよ

ボーカルに無茶をさせんな!!(させんなー!!!)
もうなあなあで「ごめんね」じゃない!(ざけんなー!!!)
人の道を外れた曲しかかけないのはもうわかったから
ボーカルに無茶をさせたら
せめてその後に労ってね

そうだ最初言ってたのはここのことよなんじゃこれは
息継ぎとかそんなことを考えている場合じゃない
無茶振りとかぶん投げとかそんなレベルは遥か彼方
喉を壊し引退に追い込むお前はアンチかよ??
どうせこれを無事に終えてようがなんのいたわりもなく
甘えさせてなんてXXみたいなことを言いたいとか
…あ”ぁ”もう無理!しんどい!!
だからもう無茶振りすんな!!!

ima kara o kosi te mise masu mirakuru
attouteki na kasyou with sukiru huru
donna kyoku demo uta i konasi teku zisin ha manman zyunbi ha bantan
n ~ maa tama ni tyotto taihen na toki mo aru kedo nantoka naru desyo
satesate konkai ha donna uta kana tte tyotto ? ?
ano desu ne- … … 。

nee kore honki de i xtu ten no ?
doko de ikitu gi sure ba ii no ?
humen mi te mo yoku wakara n zo ?
somosomo ningen uta en no ?
sou maikai konna no bakka
kono mae ki ta ano kyoku datte
sono mae mo sara ni mae mo … nee ki i teru no ? ?

suko si no kyuusoku no ato
metyakutya taka i ontei ki te
watasi no koto nanka no roido toka to
kantiga i si te nai ? ? ?

bo-karu ni mutya wo sa sen na ! ! ( sa sen na- ! ! ! )
mou naanaa de 「 dekiru ssyo 」 zya nai ! ( za ken na- ! ! ! )
「 sinrai 」 da toka 「 ai no muti 」 da toka
sore yori hosii no ha 「 annon 」 desyo

mou mutya ha 、 hantai - ! ( mou mutya ha 、 hantai - ! )
bo-karu ni 、 zinken wo - ! ( bo-karu ni 、 zinken wo - ! )
oubou wo 、 yuru su na- ! ( oubou wo 、 yuru su na- ! )
nanka su ki na koto i xtu toke - ! ( ※ barizougon ※ )

mosikasite uta e tyau watasi no sei kana …
sonna kawaii mentaru zya nai kara
kakugo si toi teyo

bo-karu ni mutya wo sa sen na ! ! ( sa sen na- ! ! ! )
mou naanaa de 「 gomen ne 」 zya nai ! ( za ken na- ! ! ! )
hito no miti wo hazu re ta kyoku sika kake nai no ha mou wakaxtu ta kara
bo-karu ni mutya wo sa se tara
semete sono ato ni itawa xtu te ne

souda saisyo i xtu te ta no ha koko no koto yo na n zya kore ha
ikitu gi toka sonna koto wo kanga e te iru baai zya nai
mutya bu ri toka bun na ge toka sonna reberu ha haru ka kanata
nodo wo kowa si intai ni o i ko mu o mae ha anti ka yo ? ?
douse kore wo buzi ni o e teyo u ga nanno itawari mo naku
ama e sase te nante XX mitai na koto wo i i tai toka
… a ” xa ” mou muri ! sindoi ! !
da kara mou mutya bu ri sun na ! ! !

Now I'll show you the miracle.
Overwhelming singing with skills
Be confident and skilled in singing any song, and be well prepared.
Well ~ although there are some hard times occasionally, there is always a way, right?
So what kind of song is it this time? ?
Ah ...

Hey, are you serious?
Where should I breathe?
You don't quite understand the music, do you?
Speaking of which, can't you sing?
That's right. It's always the same idiot.
I heard the song I came to last time.
Before that ... Hey, are you listening? ?

After a short rest
There is a very high interval.
It's something like Lloyd about me.
Did you misunderstand? ? ?

Don't let the lead singer fool around! ! Don't make me do it! ! ! )
Really, it's not "can be done"! Don't be ridiculous! ! ! )
"Trust" and "Whip of Love"
What you want more than that is "comfort"

It's already messed up. Objection! (have been fooling around, against-! )
Lead singer, human rights! (lead singer, human rights! )
Don't forgive insolence! Don't forgive the insolence! )
Say something you like! (abuse ※

Is it my fault that I can sing …
Because it's not such a lovely spirit.
Be mentally prepared.

Don't let the lead singer fool around! ! Don't make me do it! ! ! )
Really, it's not "sorry"! Don't be ridiculous! ! ! )
Because I already know that I only play songs that don't belong to others.
If the lead singer is allowed to fool around
At least it will be hard after that.

Yes, I said here at the beginning, didn't I?
Now is not the time to think about taking a breath or anything like that.
The level of fiddling, throwing one's head, etc. is nowhere in sight.
Did you do the opposite by breaking your throat and forcing you to retire? ?
Anyway, it won't do any good to finish this smoothly.
I can't believe I want to say something like XX to make you coquetry.
.... Ah ... Ah ... I'm dying! Too tired! !
So stop fooling around! ! !